I'm Posting From A Funeral Home

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 02/07/2017 at 23:18 • Filed to: Gonna Have A Weekend At Mort's, AMA, LeMons Rally, (Kinda)

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AMA.

atfsgeoff > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:22

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Who’s the (un)lucky stiff?

TheHondaBro > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:26

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For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:26

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u up?

citizennick > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:27

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I lived in a morgue once.

Name the best candy bar that rhymes with fake tive.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:30

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On a scale of “Solitaire” to “Cards Against Humanity,” how inappropriate would ghostriding the whip in front of the funeral home be right now? :p

Jcarr > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:32

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Which tastes worse: diff oil or embalming fluid?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:34

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is it sp00ky?

For Sweden > citizennick 02/07/2017 at 23:34

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Oh I know this one, Carlo V!

CB > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:34

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My condolences. My mum and I are attending a wake on Saturday, she attended the wake for the father of her friend last week, and she has another funeral to attend in a few weeks.

As a question, which car would make the best hearse?

DipodomysDeserti > CB 02/07/2017 at 23:39

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CTS-V wagon, duh.

For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti 02/07/2017 at 23:40

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Um excuse me but that’s not a Jeep

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:47

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Question Number #2:

I reviewed your last assignment, the ranking of Fast Food Burritos . You did not include King Taco in your ranking. In fact, I’m not even sure if you even collected a single King Taco data point!

This work may be accepted to a conference, but it’s certainly won’t stand up to peer review. Don’t you want to graduate with your OPPhDO this year?

Blondude > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:49

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Hanging with Dusty I see.

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 02/07/2017 at 23:49

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A Jeep would make a good hearse if you plan on rolling the corpse off a cliff.

For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti 02/07/2017 at 23:54

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That sounds like fun

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 02/07/2017 at 23:54

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................I feel like this is an innuendo that soared far above my head, so no. Nah. NOPE.

Stef Schrader > citizennick 02/07/2017 at 23:54

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BIG SLAB OF CHEDDAR CHEESE

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:55

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Hey, this is The New Yorker -level of discourse

Stef Schrader > CB 02/07/2017 at 23:56

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Ah, it’s just Dusty’s family’s house. First floor is the funeral home part. Nobody I know personally is dead. Some of the customers downstairs, though, yes.

For Sweden > For Sweden 02/07/2017 at 23:56

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I can’t edit this comment, so Carlo is our new king

Stef Schrader > CB 02/07/2017 at 23:58

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As for the hearses, I’d totally dig an Aussie hoonmobile (V8 Falcon/Commodore) in hearse form. If you send me out in a minivan or a crossover, I’mma haunt you.

CB > Stef Schrader 02/07/2017 at 23:58

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... that is a little odd and gives me the creeps. Be sure to share any ghost stories.

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 02/07/2017 at 23:59

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I pooped today.

TWICE.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 00:01

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I don’t think someone so regular is cut out for blogging. Quirkiness gets the #clicks

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 02/08/2017 at 00:03

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idk

ask Fluffy

Stef Schrader > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 02/08/2017 at 00:04

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Solitaire on a Windows 3.1 computer while the teacher’s not looking. You’re solid.

Stef Schrader > TheHondaBro 02/08/2017 at 00:04

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For Sweden > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 00:05

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are you Nibby

Stef Schrader > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/08/2017 at 00:05

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nah

TheHondaBro > CB 02/08/2017 at 00:06

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*whispers*

The mods are ghosts.

THE MODS NEVER SLEEP

Stef Schrader > Jcarr 02/08/2017 at 00:07

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Both are death, but diff oil is still the undisputed king of yuck.

Stef Schrader > atfsgeoff 02/08/2017 at 00:07

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Various stiffs.

Stef Schrader > Blondude 02/08/2017 at 00:07

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yep

Stef Schrader > Blondude 02/08/2017 at 00:08

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(we also hit your drivatar’s car in Forza for the lulz yesterday)

CB > TheHondaBro 02/08/2017 at 00:09

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THEY’VE BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS.

TheHondaBro > CB 02/08/2017 at 00:11

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Hi, M. Night Shyamalan.

Nibby > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 00:12

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hopefully not puffalump’s funeral

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 00:16

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OH MY GOD, SOLITAIRE ON WINDOWS 3.1. When I was six or so, because of the terrible internet bandwidth caps at the time, I was limited to 30 minutes of computer use per day. Then, a friend of mine unearthed this ancient, wretched desktop from his grandpa’s basement, and he said I could have it if I wanted. That thing was glacial and was horrifically loud, but it had solitaire and a floppy left in it for Full Tilt! Pinball. I logged so many hours on that thing, and it finally crapped out in late 2009. Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 02/08/2017 at 00:23

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What a twist!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > For Sweden 02/08/2017 at 00:23

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Carlos Lagos?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 00:24

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Are you going to have a weekend at Mort’s?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/08/2017 at 00:29

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That actually wasn’t unlike my first time driving. My god was I nervous. Didn’t help that we had just gotten done doing donuts in this parking lot, and then my other Or of the blue tells 12 year old me to drive, with my adrenaline already pumping. I don’t think I even actually pressed the gas pedal. My second try was a year or two later in an 98 Accord, and a church parking lot. I did better.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/08/2017 at 00:33

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I used to backup step vans when I was 10 with my dad in his lot. Also drove a peugeot 505 turbo with his supervision. I miss that shitbox.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DipodomysDeserti 02/08/2017 at 00:40

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Death Joop would make a great band name

Blondude > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 01:07

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You’re just jealous that a fake imitation me is still better than you at fake imitation racing.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 01:57

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friend or family?

Cé hé sin > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 04:45

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TMI

Dusty Ventures > For Sweden 02/08/2017 at 09:40

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BWAHAHAHAHA

Regular

Dusty Ventures > Blondude 02/08/2017 at 09:42

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Yes she is. She was like “There’s Blondude! Ram him! RAM HIM!”

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader 02/08/2017 at 09:42

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Yeah no

Dusty Ventures > pip bip - choose Corrour 02/08/2017 at 09:43

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Me. So, nemesis

Stef Schrader > For Sweden 02/08/2017 at 13:48

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Oh, no, this is a recent development. Ice cream, yo!

Stef Schrader > Blondude 02/08/2017 at 13:49

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I suck at it!

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 02/08/2017 at 13:49

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yep, nemesis

Stef Schrader > Nibby 02/08/2017 at 13:50

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Puffalumps never say die!

Stef Schrader > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/08/2017 at 13:50

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yep